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R.I.P.

My Roch-cha-cha gal-pal Jill and I scour the worlds of entertainment, politics, and VIPs to create our 2008 Death Watch Lists. The complete lists are below:

Jill’s (the Gothic Ghoul) list:
1. Billy Graham (1918)
2. Estelle Getty (1923)
3. Charlton Heston (1924)
4. Suzanne Pleshette (1937-2008)
5. Farrah Fawcett (1947)
6. Rose Marie (1923)
7. Mickey Rooney (1920)
8. Prince Phillip (1921)
9. Margaret Thatcher (1925)
10. Joan Fontaine (1917)
11. Andy Rooney (1919)
12. Boy George (1961) (Jill’s 2008 Trainwreck Awardee)

Joe’s List:
1. Annette Funicello (1942)
2. Olivia de Havilland (1916)
3. Dolores Hope (1909)
4. Gore Vidal (1925)
5. Ed McMahon (1923)
6. Doris Day (1924)
7. Elizabeth Taylor (1932)
8. Britney Spears (1981) (Joe’s 2008 Trainwreck Awardee)
9. Carol Channing (1921)
10. Peter O’Toole (1932)
11. Arethra Franklin (1942)
12. Kirk Cameron (1970) (Joe’s 2008 Bert Convey Honoree)

Incidental music:
Siouxsie & the Banshees – Voodoo Dolly

Listener’s discretion advised.
Length: 10:33

11 Responses to “bored beyond belief #17 – Death Watch, 2008”

  1. Judy Says:

    Well, this latest podcast certainly gave me quite a chuckle. I’m glad some of my favorite celebrities weren’t on either list, and have to agree with both of you on some or your choices, especially Billy Graham and Olivia de Havilland. I recently saw Ed McMahon on an episode of the Dog Whisperer and he looked great (as did his wife and dog). :)

  2. Joe G. Says:

    I’m glad you chuckled about us planning the impending deaths of several people! :) Oh, for the love of God – Ed McMahon is doing great on the “Dog Whisperer”. Great! ;) Thanks for listening and chuckling!

  3. Zillafag Says:

    How about me?
    I should die any day now!

  4. Joe G. Says:

    Nope, Zillafag. You have too much to live for with that new iPhone that you showed on your latest videocast.

  5. Joe G. Says:

    Thanks, Peterson. Aren’t you glad you weren’t on my list?


  6. Well, I was a little disappointed to not be on your list, but since I am a vegan and my life is mildly stable, sadly you are stuck with me for quite some time. Now Marvin on the other hand…

  7. Joe G. Says:

    Peterson, you’re probably the only person who would be disappointed not to be selected to be on the list. This is most certainly due to your whoring after fame and notoriety. Just saying… :)


  8. [...] I offer some updates about hives and the Death Watch 2008 list (Charlton Heston’s hands are now cold and [...]


  9. Of your top 5, you got 3. That not bad, considering the year ain’t over yet. 8)

  10. Joe G. Says:

    Yeah, but that’s my friend’s list. She always wins – every year! :)

    Thanks for stopping by and checking things out!


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