Listen here [running time - 14:16]
The Zilla snore exists.
What did you think of the new opening for the audio blog? I changed it because next week is my birthday. It’s my niece’s and my grand-nephew’s birthday next week, too. Buon compleanno!
You all loved the Teresa. More of her in future audio posts.
My approach to mentioning commentors on the audio blog. Did I hurt my sister’s feelings?
I hope to record an audio blog of a private tutoring session with my private italian tutor Camilla (who comments on this blog).
The Ohio Christian Alliance is against a state law banning discrimination and gender expression because of the Kentie’s Gay Agenda. I am a gay agenda-er, as is Terasina, Zillafag, and Kentie, are you?
Being videotaped by local Sceintologists. Local protesters in disguise, confront the Church of Sceintology.
Off the cuff comment from Huckabee reinforces some fears within the African-American community about Obama being a target for assassination because of his ancestry. Huckabee is an ass and always will be. Thanks to Pam from Pam’s House Blend for the information and the rant!
I am a member of the Freak Network, if you hadn’t noticed. Pizzababe is its goddess; Zillafag is its court jester.
What do you think of the new intro?
Tags: birthday, fundamentalism, Homophobia, Italian, podcast, Racism, Religion, Scientology, Teresa Ortega, The Flatus Show

May 18, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Oh that’s so mean to record Zilla’s snore!!
It certainly does exist though
May 18, 2008 at 10:15 pm
You listened already? You’re better than some of my friends and family with this stuff. Teresa will definitely like you because you know how to use the Internet like she does!
BTW, it was Zilla who actually recorded himself and then I stoled, I mean, borrowed it from his podcast.
His snore almost sounds like his hero Godzilla, too. Ha!
Thanks for listening and commenting!
May 19, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Well I listened to a bit of it anyway
I can’t help but follow the links that come up in my blog feeder… it’s like an illness!!!
Can I also say, today at work I am totally bored beyond belief. I need to be a kept woman. I am not cut out for this work thing.
May 19, 2008 at 4:41 pm
okay…I still need to listen to the podcast at lunchtime… but I read something here I must comment on now. The church of scientology is against gay people????!!!!??? But what about Tom Cruise?? HE’S GAY!! I just know he is, look at those lips, that little smile, those eyes…
lower case paul
May 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Wait! Is there an echo on this blog? Didn’t you post this on the previous post??
No, I understand – you probably made a mistake where you posted.
But, yes, the Church of Scientology is not the most accepting of the gay people (although probably tolerate).
Do you really want Tom Cruise to be gay? Teresa and Jill (the Death Watch babe) are convinced that he is gay. I just like it when he talks about Scientology. :O
May 19, 2008 at 6:01 pm
OGEEJOEGEE,
well imagine my relief to learn that scientology is not anti gay (which would have made tommy ‘ex-gay’, naturally). i was beginning to worry about all those millions of dollars i had donated to the Tom Cruise Top Gun Wing of Scientology had been wasted. Teresa and Jill have women’s intuition and I have gaydar… of course Tom Cruise is gay. Do you think Tom’s wife knows?
and yeah…the other post was a mistook…I was fatotsed, after all.
lower case paul
May 20, 2008 at 10:26 am
Well, I’m not sure Scientology isn’t anti-gay; it just doesn’t broadcast it as much as, let’s say, the Southern Baptists. But, Scientology doesn’t, at least, “favor” anything gay.
Listen, let the heterosexual men have Tom Cruise. We don’t need him!
May 21, 2008 at 1:05 pm
You are right, of course, JOEGEE. I will take my tongue out of my cheek and put it where it belongs (but not in public). Y’all might find this interesting:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d…-vers_politics
May 21, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I tried posting this earlier, but it didn’t seem to take…sorry if it is a repeat.
Speaking of Tom Cruise and Scientology… check this out.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d…-vers_politics
May 24, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Sorry to Auntie Doris and lower case paul: for some reason Akimset treated your comments as spam and I just discovered this. Don’t know why. Maybe it was paul’s reference to Sceintology with a link, but why for Auntie Doris’ comment I have nary an idea.
May 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Joe,
Whew, I am relieved…thought I had been banned from bored.
lower case paul
June 19, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Joe, I am finally catching up on your podcast. Good to know you don’t carry any current events. Happy Birthday. How is it that you continue to get older and I continue to look younger? Perhaps it is time we had that little talk about diet and skin care products.
Intro: Yeah, I like it. It seems more age appropriate for you. That music must remind you of your teen years in the late 30s and all those Marlene Dietrich films you watched when they were first released.
Oh, and about the Italian bits, yeah, it is a clever attempt to sounding sexy. Sadly it fails miserably and just sounds like you talking Italian, but you deserve credit for trying.
And Yes, I do love you. Still.
June 20, 2008 at 12:42 am
Peterson,
It’s about time that you caught up on the podcasts although I know you live a world-wind touring life.
As your looking younger as you get older – OK, Merlin (didn’t he age backwards?). Can’t wait to change your diapers when you reach that age.
I’m glad you enjoyed the intro. I feel it has more of an 50’s sound, but who is counting?
I think my Italian bits are just fine, thank you very little…
July 1, 2008 at 2:35 am
Wohoo JOE I haven’t checked the blog in a horribly LONG time!!
Che bravo! Bravissimo! You didn’t ruin the grammar in that sentence, that was great!
I feel spoiled because I can understand it ha ha
I can’t wait to record a little conversation. We should do it in two languages, so then I can listen to my own voice in English and laugh at my bad accent!
I loved the “hey you are lost and you find a church of Scientology”, very witty hint
The Zillafag snoring is….gross of course! He said that himself.
It worries me that I snore too… /sigh.
Did you go to the Gay Pride on Saturday by the way?
I couldn’t – I blame the Spanish test =.=
July 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
Ciao, Camilla!
I’m very happy that I got the Italian correct.
I like your idea of doing the podcast in both languages – you can hear yourself speak English! You do not have a bad accent at all, BTW.
Yes, I went to Gay pride. Sir Zilla took some video so you can see it if you have the time here:
http://www.zillafag.com/2008/06/29/mfer356-pride-2008-columbus-ohio/
July 5, 2008 at 2:20 am
Joe, loved #25. Now I’m listening to #26.
July 6, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Thanks, Ninja! Keep listening.