Archive for the 'Family' Category

bored beyond belief #39 – Sirius holiday phone calls

December 13, 2008

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Niece Susan

I decide to change my service to satalite radio.

Kalvin, from Hello, Waffles

Information for the satellite radio service representative

Brother Lou & Sister-n-law Marilyn

Placed on hold

New listener, Daniel

Placed on hold again

Paul, the devotee

Gay in not the new black

It ends badly

A wonderful Christmas carol!

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bored beyond belief #38 – I am thankful for Prop 8 and your calls

November 23, 2008

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Part, the One
My Thanksgiving list to all those who got the anti-same-sex marriage & anti-gay adoption laws passed.

Part, the Two
Teresa Ortega is disaffected, per Hello, Waffles

Part, the Three
You called me. To call me is to love me: 206-350-7630
Caller #1
Caller #2
Caller #3 and 4
Caller #5

Incidental Music:
Jeremy Summerly – O vos imitatores excelse (Hildegard Of Bingen)
The Free Design – Make The Madness Stop

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

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bored beyond belief #31: Devotee Paul visits with Guru Joe G.

August 9, 2008

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Our hostess Gayle Storm reminds families to pray because after all…

Devotee Paul*, my pal from Albany, NY visits me**, his guru, somewhere in the Midwest. Paul had a lovely time visiting with family. Paul is evil. Likewise, he honors his guru with praise and obeisance including that he’s never seen his guru Joe G. so happy before.

*This is capital “p” Paul and not lower case “p” paul.
**Other Albany, NY friends, such as Brian, have not come to visit me.

My brother Lou sings to the birds about Italian foodstuffs.

He comes in the name of Jesus, bitches!

The Head of Walt Disney is Teresa’s Higher Power.

Incidental music: Junoon with the song “Sajna” from the album Parvaaz (from Magnatune e-music)


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bored beyond belief #30 – A one-year blah, blah, blah review

July 30, 2008

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Nothing fancy: it’s been one year since my last confession, I mean, since I began this podcast.

I review the reasons for the existence of bored beyond belief.

So much has happened (kind of).

Leaving LA.

The “road trip” to the Midwest.

My reasons for keeping things more anonymous.

Meeting Sir Zilla and plans to go on vacation.

Updates on the Death Watch 2008 list – Jill continues to rack up points – Estelle Getty died :( .

Mothra music!

Love me.


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bored beyond belief #25 – birthdays, Gay Agenda, Scientology, Huckabee and a gun aimed at Obama

May 18, 2008

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The Zilla snore exists.

What did you think of the new opening for the audio blog? I changed it because next week is my birthday. It’s my niece’s and my grand-nephew’s birthday next week, too. Buon compleanno!

You all loved the Teresa. More of her in future audio posts.

My approach to mentioning commentors on the audio blog. Did I hurt my sister’s feelings?

I hope to record an audio blog of a private tutoring session with my private italian tutor Camilla (who comments on this blog).

The Ohio Christian Alliance is against a state law banning discrimination and gender expression because of the Kentie’s Gay Agenda. I am a gay agenda-er, as is Terasina, Zillafag, and Kentie, are you?

Being videotaped by local Sceintologists. Local protesters in disguise, confront the Church of Sceintology.

Off the cuff comment from Huckabee reinforces some fears within the African-American community about Obama being a target for assassination because of his ancestry. Huckabee is an ass and always will be. Thanks to Pam from Pam’s House Blend for the information and the rant!

I am a member of the Freak Network, if you hadn’t noticed. Pizzababe is its goddess; Zillafag is its court jester.

What do you think of the new intro?


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