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I’m 50 so I’m doing really great show notes.

Contributors (unknown to them):

Leather Bound (Scott Daddy)
The Flatus Show (Kentie)
Teresa
Hello, Waffles (Kalvin)
Hot Fossils and Rebel Matters (Ninja)
Dark Forrest (Ranger John)
The Lesbian Mafia (Sandie)
Zillacast(David Ryan)

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bored beyond belief #45

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The Green Dad (& Spazio: 1999)

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Dark Forest & The Flatus Show (extra fun – road enraged)

The Bashing Report:
#1 – Seattle gay couple’s home defaced, #2 – young woman mistaken for younger gay man pushed into plate glass window, #3 – trans person shot twice, #4 -  gay man harassed and assaulted in bar, #5 – San Diego activist assaulted at pride rally, #6 – 4 men attacked by gang for being gay and Asian, #7 – gay men targeted for beatings by gang in NYC

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Exciting updates about my health including eye surgery for strabismus!

David Ryan @ Zillacast

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Death Watch 2009 update (Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett)

Leave me a post or call me (206-350-7630)

NEW NEW NEW: 206-203-1930

Michael Jackson (1958-2009) R.I.P.

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A Giant-Sized, double-issue bored beyond belief!

Teresa joins me to wish me warm birthday wishes – I have reached the big 5-0. She offers me useless advice about becoming a “senior”

Her menopause is improved now that she’s on birth control pills  (“ping-ping”) and the regrets of never having an abortion.

Teresa fulminates about the word “senior”. Teresa insists that the phrase “mature adult” is an oxymoron.

Joe G. is in his “golden years”.

What’s new with California besides Miss California. Can you say “insolvency“?

I miss trash piling up in the streets – then I blabber & reminisce about the 1960’s/1970’s.  Teresa asks if my teens were the “best years of [my] life”.

Digital TV and re-seeing the wonders of blaxploitation movies! The wonderful Pam Grier!

What was it like growing up in the 1970’s? Remember trash pick-up strikes?

What was the #1 song was on the day of your birth?

What plans might I have for my 50th birthday?

Groaning about my health issues – I’m a senior now, after all. Would you want to be awake for surgery? My health insurance won’t pay for the less invasive procedure.

The young try to be respectful to seniors like me…

Incidental music:
Kansas City – Wilbert Harrison
Do Wah Diddy – Manfred Mann
Oh, Pretty Woman – Roy Orbison (Japanese style)
Ringo - Lorne Greene
Venus – Frankie Avalon
It’s Not Your Birthday Anymore – Morrissey

EXTRA DOUBLE ISSUE BONUS! – the wise words of “Miss California” (thanks to Lisa Nova)

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Marvin Bloom blabs away…twice…! He’s also strangely prescient…

It’s Dark Forest, not Deep Forest

Daniel’s message about African-American’s and the Prop 8 issue

And my very long response…

Links:

National Gay & Lesbian Task Force report about blacks and Prop 8 (very informative if you haven’t seen it yet)

Bashing #1

Bashing #2

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Part, the One
My Thanksgiving list to all those who got the anti-same-sex marriage & anti-gay adoption laws passed.

Part, the Two
Teresa Ortega is disaffected, per Hello, Waffles

Part, the Three
You called me. To call me is to love me: 206-350-7630
Caller #1
Caller #2
Caller #3 and 4
Caller #5

Incidental Music:
Jeremy Summerly – O vos imitatores excelse (Hildegard Of Bingen)
The Free Design – Make The Madness Stop

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

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It’s Teresa Ortega’s birthday phone call.

Part 1:
She’s feeling older. She’s entered into the “time of life”.
Teresa’s laments about menopause:

• She’s gotten it earlier than when she thought it would happen.
• Menstruation – It’s more convenient, but not cured.
• Visiting witch doctors for cures.
• She started menstruation at 10 years of age.
• Her girlfriend got started with the menopause later.
• Hysterectomies and her uterus is ours.
• Very tired…The reproductive system is breaking down like a camp site.

Part 2:
Menopause is different for the lesbians.
Get those bits out of there
It feels unfair to go through all of the bleeding if you’re not going to have kids.
Lesbians had children in different ways in the past.
The Family Unit is a source of evil in the world.
Sarah Palin is evidence of how far women have come.
Annoyed how people speak about Palin in the media.
Pet peeve about how the media make Palin out to be sexy.
Betty White + Obama
As long as they can read.

Parts 3:
Teresa’s charitable thoughts about children.
She’s did not come out as a lesbian so that she could go on a cruise with lesbians and their children.
Child hater.

Incidental music.
Peggy Lee – “I Enjoy Being a Girl”

Outro:
I’ve been busy, busy, busy…just like you.
You can now reach me at the bored beyond belief listener’s phone line: 206-350-7630

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Meet another pal of Peterson Toscano’s. His name is Chad and he’s the star of Peterson’s recently released DVD “Doin’ Time In The Homo No Mo’ Halfway House -How I Survived The Ex-gay Movement!”

Chad explains the “program”, his role in it, and what he’s doing now.

He briefly rubs salt in my wounds.

Marvin Bloom meets Samson.

Incidental music:
The B-52’s – Juliet of the Spirits

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Molto personale

The results of my informal poll on changing the name of the podcast are in.

Incidental music:
Jade Leary: “Eventually” from Magnatune Music

The Zilla announcement

I’m an eligible bachelor again

My own pre-recorded reflections {sniffle}

Kentie of The Flatus Show calls while I’m recording the podcast so he joins me for the conversation.

Body building will save Kentie.

Incidental music:
Marc Almond: “Redeem Me (Beauty Will Redeem the World)”

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Prescript:
Gay pride welcomes from Brian and the family (along with pal B.) Yes, my acknowledgment of pride is belated.
Thanks for all of your comments here at bbb.

This podcast is a second part to bbb#28:

I. Ken, from the Flatus Show, performs, “Wind Beneath My Wings” (not really, he sings, “White Rabbit – a wonderful song about pills)

Intermission. Another (belated) gay pride wish from Peterson Toscano’s multiple, Marvin Bloom

II. The rant against techology and we’re all going to hell because of our love affair with it.

Does it get any better than bbb? Let me know my bored beyond belief believers.

Post-script: he comes in the name of Jesus, bitches

“Cut!”

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The Zilla snore exists.

What did you think of the new opening for the audio blog? I changed it because next week is my birthday. It’s my niece’s and my grand-nephew’s birthday next week, too. Buon compleanno!

You all loved the Teresa. More of her in future audio posts.

My approach to mentioning commentors on the audio blog. Did I hurt my sister’s feelings?

I hope to record an audio blog of a private tutoring session with my private italian tutor Camilla (who comments on this blog).

The Ohio Christian Alliance is against a state law banning discrimination and gender expression because of the Kentie’s Gay Agenda. I am a gay agenda-er, as is Terasina, Zillafag, and Kentie, are you?

Being videotaped by local Sceintologists. Local protesters in disguise, confront the Church of Sceintology.

Off the cuff comment from Huckabee reinforces some fears within the African-American community about Obama being a target for assassination because of his ancestry. Huckabee is an ass and always will be. Thanks to Pam from Pam’s House Blend for the information and the rant!

I am a member of the Freak Network, if you hadn’t noticed. Pizzababe is its goddess; Zillafag is its court jester.

What do you think of the new intro?