bored beyond belief #36 – Teresa’s Lament

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It’s Teresa Ortega’s birthday phone call.

Part 1:
She’s feeling older. She’s entered into the “time of life”.
Teresa’s laments about menopause:

• She’s gotten it earlier than when she thought it would happen.
• Menstruation – It’s more convenient, but not cured.
• Visiting witch doctors for cures.
• She started menstruation at 10 years of age.
• Her girlfriend got started with the menopause later.
• Hysterectomies and her uterus is ours.
• Very tired…The reproductive system is breaking down like a camp site.

Part 2:
Menopause is different for the lesbians.
Get those bits out of there
It feels unfair to go through all of the bleeding if you’re not going to have kids.
Lesbians had children in different ways in the past.
The Family Unit is a source of evil in the world.
Sarah Palin is evidence of how far women have come.
Annoyed how people speak about Palin in the media.
Pet peeve about how the media make Palin out to be sexy.
Betty White + Obama
As long as they can read.

Parts 3:
Teresa’s charitable thoughts about children.
She’s did not come out as a lesbian so that she could go on a cruise with lesbians and their children.
Child hater.

Incidental music.
Peggy Lee – “I Enjoy Being a Girl”

Outro:
I’ve been busy, busy, busy…just like you.
You can now reach me at the bored beyond belief listener’s phone line: 206-350-7630

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bored beyond belief #35 – Ex-Ex-Gay Chadalicious!

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Meet another pal of Peterson Toscano’s. His name is Chad and he’s the star of Peterson’s recently released DVD “Doin’ Time In The Homo No Mo’ Halfway House -How I Survived The Ex-gay Movement!”

Chad explains the “program”, his role in it, and what he’s doing now.

He briefly rubs salt in my wounds.

Marvin Bloom meets Samson.

Incidental music:
The B-52’s – Juliet of the Spirits

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bored beyond belief #33 – breakup beyond belief

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Molto personale

The results of my informal poll on changing the name of the podcast are in.

Incidental music:
Jade Leary: “Eventually” from Magnatune Music

The Zilla announcement

I’m an eligible bachelor again

My own pre-recorded reflections {sniffle}

Kentie of The Flatus Show calls while I’m recording the podcast so he joins me for the conversation.

Body building will save Kentie.

Incidental music:
Marc Almond: “Redeem Me (Beauty Will Redeem the World)”

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bored beyond belief #29 – More pills, tech, and some belated pride

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[Length: 14:44]
Listener discretion, please

Prescript:
Gay pride welcomes from Brian and the family (along with pal B.) Yes, my acknowledgment of pride is belated.
Thanks for all of your comments here at bbb.

This podcast is a second part to bbb#28:

I. Ken, from the Flatus Show, performs, “Wind Beneath My Wings” (not really, he sings, “White Rabbit – a wonderful song about pills)

Intermission. Another (belated) gay pride wish from Peterson Toscano’s multiple, Marvin Bloom

II. The rant against techology and we’re all going to hell because of our love affair with it.

Does it get any better than bbb? Let me know my bored beyond belief believers.

Post-script: he comes in the name of Jesus, bitches

“Cut!”

bored beyond belief #25 – birthdays, Gay Agenda, Scientology, Huckabee and a gun aimed at Obama

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The Zilla snore exists.

What did you think of the new opening for the audio blog? I changed it because next week is my birthday. It’s my niece’s and my grand-nephew’s birthday next week, too. Buon compleanno!

You all loved the Teresa. More of her in future audio posts.

My approach to mentioning commentors on the audio blog. Did I hurt my sister’s feelings?

I hope to record an audio blog of a private tutoring session with my private italian tutor Camilla (who comments on this blog).

The Ohio Christian Alliance is against a state law banning discrimination and gender expression because of the Kentie’s Gay Agenda. I am a gay agenda-er, as is Terasina, Zillafag, and Kentie, are you?

Being videotaped by local Sceintologists. Local protesters in disguise, confront the Church of Sceintology.

Off the cuff comment from Huckabee reinforces some fears within the African-American community about Obama being a target for assassination because of his ancestry. Huckabee is an ass and always will be. Thanks to Pam from Pam’s House Blend for the information and the rant!

I am a member of the Freak Network, if you hadn’t noticed. Pizzababe is its goddess; Zillafag is its court jester.

What do you think of the new intro?