bored beyond belief #46: I’m 50 so you do the show

Listen here

I’m 50 so I’m doing really great show notes.

Contributors (unknown to them):

Leather Bound (Scott Daddy)
The Flatus Show (Kentie)
Teresa
Hello, Waffles (Kalvin)
Hot Fossils and Rebel Matters (Ninja)
Dark Forrest (Ranger John)
The Lesbian Mafia (Sandie)
Zillacast(David Ryan)

Subscribe!

bored beyond belief #36 – Teresa’s Lament

Listen here [12:00]

It’s Teresa Ortega’s birthday phone call.

Part 1:
She’s feeling older. She’s entered into the “time of life”.
Teresa’s laments about menopause:

• She’s gotten it earlier than when she thought it would happen.
• Menstruation – It’s more convenient, but not cured.
• Visiting witch doctors for cures.
• She started menstruation at 10 years of age.
• Her girlfriend got started with the menopause later.
• Hysterectomies and her uterus is ours.
• Very tired…The reproductive system is breaking down like a camp site.

Part 2:
Menopause is different for the lesbians.
Get those bits out of there
It feels unfair to go through all of the bleeding if you’re not going to have kids.
Lesbians had children in different ways in the past.
The Family Unit is a source of evil in the world.
Sarah Palin is evidence of how far women have come.
Annoyed how people speak about Palin in the media.
Pet peeve about how the media make Palin out to be sexy.
Betty White + Obama
As long as they can read.

Parts 3:
Teresa’s charitable thoughts about children.
She’s did not come out as a lesbian so that she could go on a cruise with lesbians and their children.
Child hater.

Incidental music.
Peggy Lee – “I Enjoy Being a Girl”

Outro:
I’ve been busy, busy, busy…just like you.
You can now reach me at the bored beyond belief listener’s phone line: 206-350-7630

Subscribe!

bored beyond belief #26 – See the Democrats Implode

Listen here [14:19]

An inadequate black male only running because of a white woman? (Thanks to Towelroad for the link)

A political rant/reflection from Joe. G. Let’s watch the Democrats (continue to) implode.

Is this due to “identify politics”? I wonder and wonder.

Reminds me of the liberal Quakers I was a part of for about 20 years and their in-fighting. Mia colpa.

My political priorities: single payer health care over glbt anti-discrimination laws over than same-sex marriage laws (if I must choose).

Then I offer some updates about hives and the Death Watch 2008 list (Charlton Heston’s hands are now cold and dead).

Please comment? Yes?