bored beyond belief #47 – The tell tale heart of a 50 year old

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Teresa Ortega
Tell Tale Thumping
Kentie from The Flatus Show
Ranger John
A Bible story
Marvin Bloom
Zillafag advice
A little Italian
From Dark Forest #69
From Real Time with Bill Maher #162
From Planet Money

Incidental Music:
Florodora Girls
Sugar Man 3 – Promised Land
Los Amigos Invisibles – Ease Your Mind
Marc Almond – Tears Run Rings
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bored beyond belief #46: I’m 50 so you do the show

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I’m 50 so I’m doing really great show notes.

Contributors (unknown to them):

Leather Bound (Scott Daddy)
The Flatus Show (Kentie)
Teresa
Hello, Waffles (Kalvin)
Hot Fossils and Rebel Matters (Ninja)
Dark Forrest (Ranger John)
The Lesbian Mafia (Sandie)
Zillacast(David Ryan)

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bored beyond belief #44 – A disgruntled 50 and a T

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Listener discretion advised (no offense)

A Giant-Sized, double-issue bored beyond belief!

Teresa joins me to wish me warm birthday wishes – I have reached the big 5-0. She offers me useless advice about becoming a “senior”

Her menopause is improved now that she’s on birth control pills  (“ping-ping”) and the regrets of never having an abortion.

Teresa fulminates about the word “senior”. Teresa insists that the phrase “mature adult” is an oxymoron.

Joe G. is in his “golden years”.

What’s new with California besides Miss California. Can you say “insolvency“?

I miss trash piling up in the streets – then I blabber & reminisce about the 1960’s/1970’s.  Teresa asks if my teens were the “best years of [my] life”.

Digital TV and re-seeing the wonders of blaxploitation movies! The wonderful Pam Grier!

What was it like growing up in the 1970’s? Remember trash pick-up strikes?

What was the #1 song was on the day of your birth?

What plans might I have for my 50th birthday?

Groaning about my health issues – I’m a senior now, after all. Would you want to be awake for surgery? My health insurance won’t pay for the less invasive procedure.

The young try to be respectful to seniors like me…

Incidental music:
Kansas City – Wilbert Harrison
Do Wah Diddy – Manfred Mann
Oh, Pretty Woman – Roy Orbison (Japanese style)
Ringo - Lorne Greene
Venus – Frankie Avalon
It’s Not Your Birthday Anymore – Morrissey

EXTRA DOUBLE ISSUE BONUS! – the wise words of “Miss California” (thanks to Lisa Nova)

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bored beyond belief #41 – Cleaning the bath with you and Christian Bale

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A little consciousness chat with Susan Blackmore

A little message from Kentie and his lies

Help me clean the bath whilst I review what’s going on with winter, work, and the U.S. economy

A hymn from the Church of the SubGenius

A little dance mix from Christian Bale

A little message from John of the Deep Forest (and Kentie)

Defending my musical choices and a little mention about Brian

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bored beyond belief #38 – I am thankful for Prop 8 and your calls

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Part, the One
My Thanksgiving list to all those who got the anti-same-sex marriage & anti-gay adoption laws passed.

Part, the Two
Teresa Ortega is disaffected, per Hello, Waffles

Part, the Three
You called me. To call me is to love me: 206-350-7630
Caller #1
Caller #2
Caller #3 and 4
Caller #5

Incidental Music:
Jeremy Summerly – O vos imitatores excelse (Hildegard Of Bingen)
The Free Design – Make The Madness Stop

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

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