bored beyond belief #36 – Teresa’s Lament

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It’s Teresa Ortega’s birthday phone call.

Part 1:
She’s feeling older. She’s entered into the “time of life”.
Teresa’s laments about menopause:

• She’s gotten it earlier than when she thought it would happen.
• Menstruation – It’s more convenient, but not cured.
• Visiting witch doctors for cures.
• She started menstruation at 10 years of age.
• Her girlfriend got started with the menopause later.
• Hysterectomies and her uterus is ours.
• Very tired…The reproductive system is breaking down like a camp site.

Part 2:
Menopause is different for the lesbians.
Get those bits out of there
It feels unfair to go through all of the bleeding if you’re not going to have kids.
Lesbians had children in different ways in the past.
The Family Unit is a source of evil in the world.
Sarah Palin is evidence of how far women have come.
Annoyed how people speak about Palin in the media.
Pet peeve about how the media make Palin out to be sexy.
Betty White + Obama
As long as they can read.

Parts 3:
Teresa’s charitable thoughts about children.
She’s did not come out as a lesbian so that she could go on a cruise with lesbians and their children.
Child hater.

Incidental music.
Peggy Lee – “I Enjoy Being a Girl”

Outro:
I’ve been busy, busy, busy…just like you.
You can now reach me at the bored beyond belief listener’s phone line: 206-350-7630

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bored beyond belief #19 – Universal health care coverage – American style!

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Just because I’ve got hives and am scratching my skin off doesn’t mean I can’t offer my perspective on health care insurance in the U.S.A. before the presidential primaries occur somewhere in the Midwest!

What could be more important than 100 years in Iraq, enshrining the Southern Baptist Convention’s Statement of Faith into the Constitution, or mandating everyone to buy a private health care insurance plan?

Welcome to “Universal Health Care” – American style!

A little “bumper” from Kentie of The Flatus Show

Music:
“Want Not” – Ticklah
Thanks to JW for the heads-up!

Special outro from Rebecca (Trannywreck Radio) and Zillafag (Zillafag Podcast).

Dear god, let me know what you think!

bored beyond belief #13 – American Christian Fundamentalism – my Xmas Nightmare

UPDATE (22 December): Jim, over at Box Turtle Bulletin, has an excellent post about Republican presidential candidate Huckabee’s involvement with Christian Reconstructionists. Jim’s post gives a brief, but clear definition of who and what Christian Reconstructionists believe. Check it out!

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Imagine what the U.S. would be like if laws were based on Christian fundamentalists such as Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, & James Dobson.

Recent report from CBN about “purity sieges” in front of gay bars, family planning clinics, and strip joints. “Fire!” Fundamentalism harassment at its best!

Young gay man is converted from homosexuality! “Fire!” The real story is here. [The young man, named James Stabile, was "converted" four months ago, coerced into an "ex-gay" ministry, where he spent thousands of dollars, and eventually reconnected with his family.] [Thanks to Towelroad and Michelangelo Signorile's blog for information.]

“We want a holy nation!”

Michelle Goldberg’s talk about the dangers of Christian Fundamentalism in U.S. Politics. [Thanks to Freethought Radio & Podcast].

Another preacher shouts about holy enemas and butt kissers. No kidding.

Enjoy the nightmare.

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